vineing:

how do u get ur grades up in like 6 minutes

I wish my daughter would figure this out, and do something to keep them up.

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

Not even his kid, someone’s husband is going to be pissed.

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Wait wait wait, don’t be putting that away just yet. I want more than one piece bastard.

Wait wait wait, don’t be putting that away just yet. I want more than one piece bastard.

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Okay people,

I’m looking for a good book to read. Really I’ll entertain almost anything. (Probably not Daniel Steel) Normally I’m into horror, sci-fi, fantasy, and suspense.

Please, send me some suggestions.

Freakin kid …

We grounded my daughter from her phone and computer because of bad grades, we took them but neglected to get her old crappy computer. Find out a few months later, old comp works well enough for internet. Her grades are still bad so she’s still grounded.

When confronted she lied about using it.

Now we have to deal with the trust issues and more punishment. At least, a history check did not reveal bad things.

Any suggestions? Not necessarily for punishments.

She has been a good kid so far. I feel like an inexperienced parent since we haven’t really had to deal with teenage shit so far.

mbphotograph:

Lighthouse on the Pacific Coast.

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I’ve been there. It’s on the Oregon coast. The tour guide told us a body had ended up in the well of the main house and people had drank the water for a time before it was found.

My wife had a violent dream …

In which i anally raped her.

Oh what her subconscious must think of me.

fabgod:

can someone photoshop me into a better life

Yep

OH MY GOD YES! MY NEW ANTHEM!

OH MY GOD YES! MY NEW ANTHEM!

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Any suggestions would be great.

I have a BA so the college won’t give me any financial aid beyond more loans. I don’t want loans. I’m trying for scholarships, but does anyone else have some suggestions in the event I cannot get any scholarship money?

I thought about starting a Kickstarter. I only need about $4k for the 39 credits. With profit sharing money I can pay for the books.

I’m writing an essay in an attempt to get a scholorship and word does this to me:

I write: increase the pleasure of being not only behind the wheel, but also a passenger

Word corrects: increase the pleasure of being not only behind the wheel, but also behind a passenger

Depends on what you get to do to the passenger.

hallucinists:

i think about this video almost every day and i am so frightened of it

I’m reporting this because it disturbed me a bit.

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fanboyin:

Stephen King being Stephen King

I wonder if he really is writing those or if his assistant covers that. I remember him speaking negatively in the past about Facebook and social media in general.