My wife went around and asked every guy to join in and sing. They all agreed, however most chickened out.

I did it, but I don’t really know the song, so I wasn’t much help.

Does anyone have a position at their work they could help me get onto? I am a smart, educated, valuable coworker. And i am a quick learner. My attitude here might be a little misrepresented because of my disgruntled coworker. I get along with nearly everyone i work with.

I’d be willing to relocate, I’m a quick learner, and best of all, smart—but not a cocky jerk about it.

But i want to mention. My wife is very thrifty. Not “we got five hundred dollars worth of groceries for this mere twenty dollars” thrifty. But the woman loves to save a buck. Personally, i think there is a little brain orgasm when if saves enough money. It used to bother me some. She generally picks store brands over name with the thinking that it taste the same.

Mostly it does, but not always.

My new conclusion?

Why the hell should i let it bother me, it all ends up in the same place anyway.

Right?

And the guy teaching it sounds like Liam Neeson it just makes a difficult subject so much more pleasant.

You have a very ecogenic heart.

That is all.

A: something that wasn’t my fault

B: something that i offered to help fix (even though it wasn’t my fault)

C: your inability to accept that you fucked up

You silly twat.

Disgruntled co-worker had issues.

Move over to the sofa, set the alarm for a half hour cat nap—wide awake.

WTF.

there have been very few fragmented sentences and passive statements in my manuscript so far.

Trying to read and i cannot concentrate on it at all.

I’m bummed.

Fml.